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IM of the Day

Stupid IMs, everyone has got them. We just decided to post them on a giant page for everyone to see :P

Last 30 IMs submitted.

Why not working stargate? are terribly slow and is now off ... : (: (: (
Submitted by kapitanAnak Resident on 01 September 2012, 6:53:26 pm.
[02:49] The all powerful Djinn (doctorwho179): Hi do you have L$?
[02:49] General John Smith (aandrew): yes but I dont give it out
[02:49] The all powerful Djinn (doctorwho179): I'll pay you it back i promise
[02:49] General John Smith (aandrew): no
[02:49] The all powerful Djinn (doctorwho179): I have 1062L$
[02:49] The all powerful Djinn (doctorwho179): I'm sure I can pay you back
[02:49] General John Smith (aandrew): I Dont give out money to anyone
[02:50] The all powerful Djinn (doctorwho179): Not even your son?
[02:50] General John Smith (aandrew): but youre not my son
[02:50] General John Smith (aandrew): youre someone who wants my money which i'm not giving out

Submitted by Aandrew Resident on 03 June 2012, 9:58:34 am.
[19:00] thedoctor111126: IN MY HEAD
[19:00] thedoctor111126: AS I'M TIMELORD
[19:00] thedoctor111126: CALLD Doctor WHO
[19:01] Ash Qin: It's all in your head?
[19:01] thedoctor111126: yes

Submitted by Ash Qin on 15 April 2012, 2:01:33 am.
[18:36] thedoctor111126: decide be the doctor
[18:36] thedoctor111126: got wife
[18:36] thedoctor111126: tardis
[18:36] thedoctor111126: console
[18:36] thedoctor111126: travel through stargate and tardis

Submitted by Ash Qin on 15 April 2012, 1:37:44 am.
[12:26] Avin**ionG****: (Saved Thu Mar 08 16:26:22 2012) hello Vala Avro
[13:43] Vala Avro: Hello
[13:43] Avin**ionG****: )
[13:43] Avin**ionG****: do you know www;avination.com ?
[13:44] Avin**ionG****: another grid las vegas gambling legal lands are cheap !!
[13:44] Avin**ionG****: no good builder there i am calling them
[13:44] Vala Avro: Yes I know and what? you are just Iming random people?
[13:45] Avin**ionG****: i need a good builder
[13:45] Avin**ionG****: random ppl
[13:45] Avin**ionG****: what s your alt ?
[13:45] Vala Avro: I don't use alts
[13:45] Avin**ionG****: are you that bad ?
[13:45] Avin**ionG****: not random
[13:45] Avin**ionG****: are you builder ?
[13:46] Vala Avro: Nah, just tested one year later an other openSim like Avination
[13:46] Avin**ionG****: las vegas gambling legal lands are cheap !!
[13:46] Vala Avro: i mean one year ago
[13:46] Avin**ionG****: now it is ready to win big c$
[13:46] Avin**ionG****: guaranted
[13:46] Avin**ionG****: i need a builder there
[13:46] Vala Avro: and well, i was crashing all the time
[13:46] Avin**ionG****: ray hoffman and carl are ok later
[13:46] Vala Avro: the lsl wasn't fully working
[13:47] Avin**ionG****: now it is ready
[13:47] Avin**ionG****: can you upload one of your builds in avination ?
[13:48] Avin**ionG****: to test it
[13:49] Vala Avro: I will be judging the opportunity, but I see that your viewer is still in beta. If I come to avination to open a store there I might indeed upload some of my builds but I don't expect Avination to have lots of users.
[13:49] Avin**ionG****: yes there are
[13:49] Avin**ionG****: lot of players !
[13:49] Avin**ionG****: another grid las vegas gambling legal lands are cheap !!
[13:49] Vala Avro: I will be coonsidering joining your grid.
[13:50] Avin**ionG****: i need a special luxe build as my casino
[13:50] Avin**ionG****: it is not mine
[13:50] Avin**ionG****: i am a potential custumer
[13:50] Avin**ionG****: i have the best casino
[13:50] Avin**ionG****: it could be a great promotion
[13:50] Avin**ionG****: to your welcome
[13:51] Vala Avro: I see, well until i join avination grid I wont plan building anything for it
[13:51] Avin**ionG****: try to upload yours
[13:51] Avin**ionG****: to test
[13:51] Avin**ionG****: no prob if you did it from a to z
[13:52] Avin**ionG****: new market you will kiss me back :)
[13:52] Avin**ionG****: $-)
[13:52] Avin**ionG****: Now avination is ready !
[13:53] Avin**ionG****: dt loose more time cmon !!
[13:53] Avin**ionG****: )
[13:54] Avin**ionG****: when will you try to upload your builds ?
[13:55] Avin**ionG****: can i know ?
[13:56] Vala Avro: I have no idea, when I will try avination I suppose
[13:56] Avin**ionG****: can you try right now ?
[13:56] Avin**ionG****: i buy your first best upload
[13:57] Vala Avro: You know that you are harrassing me for over 10 mins now?
[13:57] Avin**ionG****: fuck you
[13:57] Avin**ionG****: siicker
[13:57] Avin**ionG****: little iq !
[13:58] Avin**ionG****: poor of you
[13:58] Avin**ionG****: vai fanculo
[13:58] Vala Avro: You should learn to talk to others.
[13:58] Avin**ionG****: i try to contact builder not siicker
[13:59] Avin**ionG****: you are so bad for avn
[13:59] Avin**ionG****: close to you
[13:59] Avin**ionG****: now
[13:59] Avin**ionG****: dt try avn !
[14:00] Vala Avro: And you are spamming me about it. YOu are worst than any campain for Viagra pills
[14:00] Avin**ionG****: i win 5000 euros by months since 7 years
[14:00] Avin**ionG****: fuck you poor life
[14:00] Vala Avro: Well, I'm happy for you.
[14:00] Avin**ionG****: muted now !
[14:01] Vala Avro: Have a nice AVN day and go " las vegas gambling legal lands are cheap !!"
[14:01] Avin**ionG****: you are not a builder
[14:01] Avin**ionG****: that s all you showed me
[14:01] Avin**ionG****: imposteur !
[14:03] Vala Avro: Why? Because I'm not interrested in joing an other grid, or because I don't want to do what you tell me to? I'm not your puppy, I'm not your soldier that you can give order "give it a try NOW! uplaod your build" I just don't give a shit.
[14:05] Avin**ionG****: because you talk for nothing
[14:05] Vala Avro: As if
[14:07] Avin**ionG****: just fucking curious as i hate
[14:08] Avin**ionG****: you are a builder and talk about spam
[14:08] Avin**ionG****: because i try to help you
[14:08] Avin**ionG****: to open your mind
[14:08] Avin**ionG****: thats a joke
[14:15] Vala Avro: by 3 times you repeated the same sentences, and you kept talking aobut money las vegas shit, I don't need this. Okay, building and selling stuff is good but you could have been much more, well, maybe, diplomat. YOu might not call that spam, but you kinda promote a thing like a vendor in a supermarket and you jumped on me like a tiger, I jsut reply Hello and you ask me as friend and bugs me with this don't yo uunderstand when I write : "I will be considering" it meant I'll think of it, but I don't wnt to talk about it anymore, and even if its not YOUR grid and stuff you could have introduced yourself no? I don't know who you are appart that you are making 5K €a month which I hardly believe because avination ain't started 7 years ago. So before insulting me or arguing you should think. That's my last words. If you dare to answer to this, my low IQ and I will just publish this and show to your groups who you are .
[14:16] Avin**ionG****: [2012/03/08 07:25] Avin**ionG****: hello Vala Avro
[2012/03/08 07:25] Second Life: User not online - message will be stored and delivered later.
-- Instant message logging enabled --
[13:39] Vala Avro: Hello
[14:16] Avin**ionG****: not in live
[14:16] Avin**ionG****: you need many hours to answer hi
[14:16] Avin**ionG****: not pro as well
[14:16] Vala Avro: Because sometimes I do.
[14:16] Avin**ionG****: las vegas affraid you baby ?
[14:16] Avin**ionG****: life goes on

-MUTED-

This guy don't understand that people goes offline and answers to IM when they come online.

Submitted by Vala Avro on 08 March 2012, 10:31:39 pm.
[22:00] Shawnna Chrome: so what else do you like besides space ships and space stations?
[22:01] Vit Deos: I like trains.

Submitted by Vitor Eberdene on 07 November 2011, 6:49:14 am.
[09:34:53] MyTenth: anyone have a float script?
[09:35:12] Conrad Aluveaux (icecold.skytower): llSetBuoyancy(1);
[09:35:13] Conrad Aluveaux (icecold.skytower): XD
[09:35:21] Callista Nadezda: llSetBuoyancy(1);
[09:35:24] Irlyhateresident: LOL
[09:35:36] MyTenth: -_-

Submitted by IceCold Skytower on 24 August 2011, 1:02:10 pm.
[09:16:44] Pauline Darkfury: Enforcing GPL is kinda pointless, as people can just copy+paste
Submitted by Ash Qin on 13 August 2011, 4:17:49 pm.
From Avalona group chat
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[16:05] coloradorockys: maday some ons braking the rolls
[16:05] Sahkolihaa Contepomi: ...?
[16:06] coloradorockys: idont know who its is
[16:06] Sahkolihaa Contepomi: What are you going on about?
[16:06] coloradorockys: but its a girl use a mic
[16:07] coloradorockys: she shot at me

Submitted by RaithSphere Enyo on 25 July 2011, 11:10:36 pm.
I think lemmings exist in SL

[19:43] Deshima Death Server: Virus Gearhead was just killed (walking through an incoming event horizon)
[19:43] Deshima Death Server: Sampuren Resident was just killed (walking through an incoming event horizon)
[19:43] Deshima Death Server: Stephanie Hultcrantz was just killed (walking through an incoming event horizon)
[19:43] Deshima Death Server: Hezzy Veeper was just killed (walking through the back of the event horizon

Submitted by RaithSphere Enyo on 22 July 2011, 2:47:30 am.
raptergirl: can u help me with a trans for matoin
Submitted by Ostri Martynov on 02 July 2011, 11:01:32 am.
02:03 - Caliburnis: If a lesbian c**k blocks another lesbian, does that make her a beaver dam?
02:03 - Caliburnis: *eyebrow wiggle*
02:03 - Jester twitches

Submitted by Jester Spearmann on 20 June 2011, 4:04:30 pm.
Constantine_: MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS
Constantine_: Though it can get you a decent hooker.

Submitted by Jester Spearmann on 20 June 2011, 4:02:34 pm.
Cheshyr Pontchartrain: Does anyone have a gibberish to English translator?
Submitted by Jester Spearmann on 20 June 2011, 4:01:38 pm.
<+Odrakun> Homosexual family rights approved in brazil now :|
<+Ash-Fox> We must be more progressive than Brazil, ban hetrosexual family rights
<+Odrakun> lol
<+SquiRoFL> lolol
<+SquiRoFL> doit!
<+Odrakun> Do it!
<+Odrakun> And give heterosexuals orientation migration pass
<+Odrakun> Thumbs up for Gay Country with rainbow flag

Submitted by Ash Qin on 06 May 2011, 3:26:52 pm.
A roleplayer couldn't quite grasp the difference between your and you're, so I sent him this IM to help, but he couldn't grasp it still in the end.

[14:29] Ash Qin: http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You're-and-Your
[14:30] Renamix Baryl: Huh?
[14:30] Renamix Baryl: Oh right! Your being smart :3
[14:30] Renamix Baryl: Good on you!
[14:30] Ash Qin: *You're
[14:31] Renamix Baryl: Your right :3

Submitted by Ash Qin on 08 February 2011, 10:32:59 pm.
20:26 <SL-Christy|Mansbridge> Internet is very interesting ! http://insilico.gemini-cybernetics.net/profile/AshQin?xg_source=activity <= insilico, Skill's sim one of the bad members of Emerald team ... Who's really Ash Qin in this team ?
20:28 <SL-Ash|Qin> Oh no, I have a profile on a freely joinable social networking site!

Submitted by Ash Qin on 08 September 2010, 7:48:51 pm.
How I can change my icon in profile? Thank You (Naked Goauld)
Submitted by Janicka Engineer on 15 August 2010, 12:38:34 am.
[09:08:37 pm] <!_3of9|mibbit> i don't care for songs that sound like the lead singer is on the loo trying to push out a log while constipated :P
Submitted by RaithSphere Enyo on 02 August 2010, 8:10:52 pm.
Only on SL:
[13:20] Vissy Adamczyk: I wished a slave a happy Independence Day. That was really mean of me

Submitted by Ash Qin on 05 July 2010, 8:23:51 pm.
Somewhere :
[6:57] Bogle *******: Hello.. intersting.. look you have?
[6:57] Vala Avro: yeah im a winged bunneh
[6:57] Bogle *******: Ooo k.
[6:57] Bogle *******: See you about the ' rings'.

He teleports out...
IM right after :
[6:58] Vala Avro: wich rings?
[6:59] Bogle *******: Stargate ring.. teleport rings..
[6:59] Vala Avro: and what about them?
[6:59] Bogle *******: There was a stargate behind you?
[6:59] Vala Avro: yes
[6:59] Bogle *******: Have a sim where people wear the avatar you.. wear?
[7:00] Vala Avro: u.u what kind of english is that
[7:00] Bogle *******: ? where is that u.u?
[7:01] Vala Avro: Curious Inc., Curious Sandbox!, Curious (128, 149, 35)
[7:01] Bogle *******: No idea what that means.. bye!
[7:01] Vala Avro: Name, Name of the parcel, Region (position)

Was an avatar from 2005 o.O

Submitted by Vala Avro on 30 May 2010, 2:05:18 pm.
[8:21:04] (7S) Casual Fishing Rod whispers: IceCold Skytower caught a Common Stuff: Blue Bikini Top!
[8:21:07] Svarr Hyun: I'm a .....
[8:21:10] Svarr Hyun: omg
[8:21:11] Svarr Hyun: o.o
[8:21:15] Svarr Hyun: Ice. >.>
[8:21:18] IceCold Skytower hooks up Gedi's... bikini by accident o.o
[8:21:20] (7S) Pro Fishing Rod whispers: Svarr Hyun caught a Common Stuff: Pink Bikini Bottom!
[8:21:23] Svarr Hyun: lol
[8:21:25] IceCold Skytower: Rofl < :D
[8:21:34] Svarr Hyun: there is the other end
[8:21:36] Svarr Hyun: lol
[8:21:42] Svarr Hyun: Gedi X3

Submitted by IceCold Skytower on 29 May 2010, 10:03:34 pm.
[13:18] tyran Sveiss: hi i am new can i please have 1000L?
[13:18] Vala Avro: No

Submitted by Vala Avro on 28 April 2010, 8:25:06 pm.
[8:56] Nickoli Romano: What is the point of the death box?
[8:56] Kosmos Asturias: Death...
[8:56] Ash Qin: Information: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.

Submitted by RaithSphere Enyo on 25 March 2010, 3:58:41 pm.
[14:10] Novajone Hirons: wow didnt know would have those ozamils allso :3
[14:12] Vala Avro: lawl
[14:13] Novajone Hirons: hmm how do you get your love to 100% on them just woundering
[14:13] Vala Avro: humping them

Submitted by Vala Avro on 14 March 2010, 9:15:31 pm.
01:14 <!_3of9> my dad found all my star trek ships
01:14 <!_3of9> i now have voyager on my desk

Submitted by Ash Qin on 13 March 2010, 1:19:22 am.
-- Instant message logging enabled -- Region: Stargate Command
[17:47] Wolfie Waves: Remove the house from your avatar please.
[17:47] benap1011 Pearl: ONCE I GET A FING COFFE
[17:48] Wolfie Waves: Welcome to the estate ban list
[17:48] benap1011 Pearl: FINE
[17:49] benap1011 Pearl: YOUR A FUCKING BITCH YOU ASSHOLE GO TO HELL. OH WAIT YOU WILL
[17:51] benap1011 Pearl: THE FUCKIN HOUSE IS GONE LET ME BACK OR I WILL USE MY HACKING SKILLS TO DESTROY THE SIM OR WORSE THE GAME. ITS YOUR DAMN FALUT BITCH
[17:53] Wolfie Waves: Grow up
[17:54] benap1011 Pearl: SHUT UP I WILL DESTROYSL AND YOU CANT STOP ME BITCH
[17:54] Wolfie Waves: Go for it
[17:54] benap1011 Pearl: I WILL ASSHOLE
[17:57] Wolfie Waves: Let me know how that goes for ya.
[18:02] benap1011 Pearl: why did you have to go and ban mejust because a stupid house? except for you everyone ive seeb thought it was funny
[18:05] benap1011 Pearl: sure i overreacted but you did to
[18:07] Wolfie Waves: Because I asked you politely and your reply with something dumb in all caps.
[18:07] Wolfie Waves: The ban is only temp

Submitted by Wolfie Waves on 12 March 2010, 2:47:23 am.
When life gets you down, and you trie to get down life, remember that your the only one still down, and life keeps moving on.
Submitted by Bioblaze Payne on 26 February 2010, 10:50:53 am.
PIE
Submitted by Brittany324 Burt on 06 January 2010, 7:26:46 pm.
Hi
You can help me once, I'll try for some time now, a ring transporter 1.0.1
But always get an error message:

Error 404: Server not available. Please contact Alpha-Fox. via the ring transporter, and an IM message:

Teleport Rings 1.0: There was an error creating your account. Please report this to Zachary Carter as soon as possible.

Perhaps there is someone who has also the German language is powerful. true really cool ..

Submitted by on 05 January 2010, 11:36:23 am.
[8:37] Tuhimata Wytchwood: hello cory
[8:37] cory Berithos: hello
[8:37] cory Berithos: how are you
[8:37] cory Berithos: and what do you want
[8:37] Tuhimata Wytchwood: i want pie.....

Submitted by cory Berithos on 27 December 2009, 4:38:58 pm.
[20:37] Saint Barracuda: (Saved Wed Dec 16 21:54:53 2009) any reason why your geek ass has littered my land with your crap?
Submitted by Zachary Carter on 18 December 2009, 4:39:22 am.
<SL-Talisman|Takaaki> I wanna make cheap stuff that does nothing and costs a fortune!
Submitted by Wolfie Waves on 16 December 2009, 12:14:57 am.
15:29 <!_3of9[mibbit]> Twilight
15:30 <!_3of9[mibbit]> as in the books/movies about the fairy vampires
15:30 <@Ash-Fox> Never heard of it
15:30 <!_3of9[mibbit]> ...
15:30 <!_3of9[mibbit]> omfg.. I'm moving there.

Submitted by Ash Qin on 01 December 2009, 3:47:04 pm.
JeffeJ5005 Lewis: yay, my snowdicks are back on!
JeffeJ5005 Lewis: er...
JeffeJ5005 Lewiss: snowducks
JeffeJ5005 Lewis: DUCKS

Too late. What's said can't be un-said.

Submitted by Lex Mars on 30 November 2009, 8:19:55 pm.

Submitted by Morgan Wytchwood on 20 November 2009, 9:24:42 am.
This was from this group chat for a land group on the mainland where i was staff

[20:58] Ophilia Crystal: Um is there at all a rule where sex can be done in IM so I dn't have to hear my neighbours?

There i was not... that's why you should stay away from the mainland

Submitted by sgc Shepherd on 09 November 2009, 5:03:37 am.
[14:20] Okamura Ugajin: at least my chevrons are pink now^^
Submitted by Ash Qin on 04 November 2009, 10:34:22 pm.
[17:41] tskrob Ragu: Does any1 know if all the Stargate Alantis People died in RL?
Submitted by Ash Qin on 21 October 2009, 12:45:44 am.
-- Instant message logging enabled --
[21:10] stiffler Bombastic: (Saved Sun Oct 18 21:58:33 2009) hey i purchased the cleary gate but never got the dhd dialer to compleat the set. whats up with that??

Submitted by Wolfie Waves on 19 October 2009, 4:13:12 am.
[11:34] MtheFox Nightfire: wats going on?
[11:34] Ash Qin: Rape, but to stop it, just say yes.
[11:35] MtheFox Nightfire: <_<;

Submitted by Ash Qin on 30 September 2009, 6:48:00 pm.
[13:36] Joachim Waydelich: i feel sorry for that fuck jeffe
[13:36] Joachim Waydelich: oh lord

Submitted by Ash Qin on 27 September 2009, 8:38:44 pm.
[13:35] Joachim Waydelich: wonder if it will fit
Submitted by Ash Qin on 27 September 2009, 8:35:43 pm.
*person keeps flying into Deshima, causing it to lag to hell even though it's restricted*

12:58] Ash Qin: Greetings, Deshima Station thanks for your esteemed visit but regrets to inform you the station is closed. Please go away.

*Person persists to keep trying to get in*

[13:00] Ash Qin: It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our station continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.

*Two drones rezzed and fired, killing him*

Submitted by Ash Qin on 09 September 2009, 8:20:35 pm.
[12:34] Asuna Kaligawa: /Wynerncarter resetpass
[12:34] Pegasus Alteran Stargate: Your Wyv could not be reset, he pulled a Wyv

It had to be done

Submitted by Asuna Kaligawa on 03 September 2009, 6:53:44 pm.
[8:49] Wyvern Carter: /carinsurance resetpass
[8:49] Milkyway Alteran Stargate: Your password could not be reset, you haven\\\'t paid for your insurance.

Submitted by Ash Qin on 02 August 2009, 3:51:16 pm.
[2009/07/29 13:54] Autoresponse sent to max1 Kelberry.
[2009/07/29 13:54] max1 Kelberry: hi i was wondering if you could give me modifying permission for my puddle jumper all i want to do is link me a dhd to my puddle jumper.
[2009/07/29 15:15] Autoresponse sent to max1 Kelberry.
[2009/07/29 15:15] max1 Kelberry: hi i'm behind you did you get my message
[2009/07/29 15:16] Wolfie Waves: I don't give out modify stuff
[2009/07/29 15:16] Wolfie Waves: Sorry
[2009/07/29 15:16] Wolfie Waves: Anyways, linking anymore prims to the Jumper will break it's physical flight
[2009/07/29 15:16] max1 Kelberry: what do you mean by modify stuff
[2009/07/29 15:16] max1 Kelberry: i have the stuff i just need permission
[2009/07/29 15:17] max1 Kelberry: oh
[2009/07/29 15:17] Wolfie Waves: Yeah, and I said I don't give out items with modift permissions
[2009/07/29 15:17] Wolfie Waves: Modify^
[2009/07/29 15:17] max1 Kelberry: k
[2009/07/29 15:17] max1 Kelberry: sorry to bother you
[2009/07/29 15:37] Autoresponse sent to max1 Kelberry.
[2009/07/29 15:38] max1 Kelberry: sorry to bother you again but is there a way you can make the dhd work in the jumper using an update?
[2009/07/29 15:38] Wolfie Waves: I plan on doing that at some point
[2009/07/29 15:39] max1 Kelberry: ok i won't bother you again and thanks for telling me that
-- Instant message logging enabled --
[9:46] max1 Kelberry: (Saved Thu Jul 30 15:53:24 2009) hi please give me modifying permisson for my puddle jumper i found out that what you told me was a lie and you won't loose any money and i won't tell anyone that you gave me permission. if you give me modyfing permission i will tell my sister and all my friend where i got my jumper and then you will make a lot more money. please there will ne no harm in giving me permission.

Submitted by Wolfie Waves on 30 July 2009, 5:01:08 pm.
An AI someone was working on in a channel, It attualy showed a little intelegence

[20:20:18] [%Nathan] Say yes or no
[20:20:19] [Exempt] lol
[20:20:20] [Exempt] Is there a third option?

Submitted by nathanmarck Ampan on 05 June 2009, 8:13:11 pm.
Another noob got banned on my land . . .

[4:36] Alteran PDA: Newbe detected within 17m - Thonee GossipGirl (13 days old)
[4:36] Vala Vella waves
(Thonee sends friendship request)
[4:36] Vala Vella: ???
[4:36] Thonee GossipGirl: heyy..:)
[4:36] Vala Vella: do you know the meaning of the word "friend"?
[4:37] Thonee GossipGirl: yah..why?
[4:37] Vala Vella: i think theres more than saying "hi" to become friends, isnt it?
[4:37] Thonee GossipGirl: i think ur a bitch..
[4:37] Vala Vella: What the F*CK?~!
[4:38] Thonee GossipGirl: u look hideous..bye now..

Submitted by Vala Vella on 28 May 2009, 11:45:13 am.
4:57:26 PM) *Redacted*: im waiting for stargate worlds to come out
(4:57:35 PM) *Redacted*: im definately buying that, i didn't get in for the beta :-(
(4:57:40 PM) Omni: Its crap
(4:57:44 PM) Omni: It will never make it.
(4:57:50 PM) *Redacted*: why so?
(4:57:52 PM) *Redacted*: FPS MMO
(4:58:01 PM) Omni: Name one that hasnt floped :p
(4:58:08 PM) Omni: Also, the engine is crap.
(4:58:18 PM) Omni: The game looks like crap, I am very sad about it.
(4:58:25 PM) Omni: I wanted it to be great.
(4:58:41 PM) *Redacted*: Counter Strike is a FPS MMO but more towards the FPS then mmo... true
(4:58:48 PM) *Redacted*: it's hard to make it both without favoring one side
(4:58:48 PM) Omni: >.>
(4:58:52 PM) Omni: No...

Submitted by Omnifox Xi on 30 April 2009, 12:03:14 am.
This calls for FAIL BLOG!

[09:25 PM] Nykus Spyker: Hiya, Anyone here know how to setting milkway stargate to make work ring spinning? I have my gate dont spin at all
[09:25 PM] Asuna Kaligawa: use /sgc (sim)
[09:25 PM] Nykus Spyker: not /d ?
[09:26 PM] Imako Halcali: nope, /d is a quick dial
[09:26 PM] Asuna Kaligawa: use /sgc (sim)
[09:26 PM] Nykus Spyker: ah thanks
[09:26 PM] Asuna Kaligawa: /d = SCREWW IT! IM IN A HURRY!
[09:26 PM] Nykus Spyker: haha
[09:26 PM] Imako Halcali: /sgc is the fun dial
[09:26 PM] Nykus Spyker: no one told me about sgc
[09:26 PM] Asuna Kaligawa: umm its in the manual
[09:26 PM] Nykus Spyker: and look better
[09:26 PM] Nykus Spyker: plus just got walter work at my gate

Submitted by Asuna Kaligawa on 29 April 2009, 4:27:54 am.
[14:37] jaidon Brandi: HOW DO I STOP DANSING,
[14:37] Ash Qin: You can't
[14:37] Ash Qin: The music is too good

Submitted by Ash Qin on 18 April 2009, 9:38:33 pm.
[15:16] lirola Kenin: hi
[15:16] lirola Kenin: please
[15:16] lirola Kenin: send me
[15:16] lirola Kenin: affiliate vendor
[15:17] Vala Avro: wiat a mom
[15:17] Vala Avro: *wait
[15:18] Objet de l'inventaire offert
[15:18] lirola Kenin: %?
[15:19] Vala Avro: can you ask complete questions please
[15:20] lirola Kenin: % commision
[15:20] Vala Avro: 15.
[15:20] lirola Kenin: ok
[15:20] lirola Kenin: ty
[15:20] Vala Avro: that's all?
[15:21] lirola Kenin: yes
[15:21] lirola Kenin: my shop
[15:21] lirola Kenin: see
[15:21] Vala Avro: >.> please make complete sentences...
[15:22] lirola Kenin: if you have any more products for my
[15:22] lirola Kenin: sorry
[15:22] lirola Kenin: no speak ingles
[15:22] lirola Kenin: spain me
That's the best im i got today... i still laughting about

Submitted by Vala Avro on 04 April 2009, 10:24:00 pm.
*Anonymous Linden*: Hello Kegan_Loon, thank you for contacting us. I am probably talking to multiple people at the same time; please describe your issue in detail and I'll be with you as soon as possible.
Kegan Loon: I was wondering why some of the llOwnerSay and llInstantMessage text shows darker then others?
*Anonymous Linden*: Hi Kegan! That's a good question. I"m just checking to see if I can get an answer on that for you.
Kegan Loon: Thankyou :)
*Anonymous Linden*: Kegan, that's a question so good no one has an answer! At least no one that I'm able to get ahold of at the moment. I've never seen it, myself - mine have always been a constant shade. I would file a ticket for that, and include a screenshot of what you're seeing
Kegan Loon: Thanks for your help, I'll do that :)
*Anonymous Linden*: Sounds good! Hopefully they can find you a good answer to that :)
*Anonymous Linden*: Have a good evening!

Submitted by Kegan Loon on 03 April 2009, 11:12:53 pm.
One night in the ASN room

[08:27 PM] Optrican Bedrosian: you ,issed a very intereting chat omni
[08:27 PM] Omnifox Xi: Did it involve boobs?
[08:28 PM] Optrican Bedrosian: unforutnatly not
[08:28 PM] Optrican Bedrosian: well yes actually
[08:28 PM] Optrican Bedrosian: in a matter of speaking

Submitted by Asuna Kaligawa on 01 April 2009, 3:31:06 am.
[22:11] Sandersilk34 Nirvana: Will the atleast ASN at listen to the ideas I have?
[22:13] Omnifox Xi: You can write them in a notecard and I will pass them along.
[22:15] Sandersilk34 Nirvana: how do i get one?
[22:15] Omnifox Xi: Get one what?
[22:16] Sandersilk34 Nirvana: a note card
[22:16] Omnifox Xi: You make one...
[22:17] Sandersilk34 Nirvana: Please tell me how

Submitted by Omnifox Xi on 31 March 2009, 5:17:46 am.
This was sent to my email from my website homepage.. I am still wondering how he figured what he did..

---
and im interested, in perchasing the star trek nemesis Admirals uniform. but first i would like to know if you have a store located here in [city edited out), and if i ordered this uniform how long would it take for my order to arrive?. and lastly are these uniforms that you can actualy wear or are they just virtual uniforms?. and do you make the uniform in Extra large or just larg and what is the price? thank you.

---

Submitted by Chase Quinnell on 17 March 2009, 5:23:13 am.
[14:05] Quasar Nightfire: you invade me dickhead
Submitted by Chase Quinnell on 17 March 2009, 5:21:16 am.
[14:32] Omnifox Xi: And You have to get someone to sponser you to join subnova.
[14:32] N: i mean saturday
[14:32] N: can u sponsor me?
[14:32] N: im good?
[14:32] Omnifox: Get them up to level 3.
[14:32] N: i could erm do something with weapons like u

Submitted by Omnifox Xi on 12 March 2009, 9:34:41 pm.
[10:05] Omnifox Xi: Do you like the new place?
[10:05] P Breen: very much
[10:05] P Breen: it's more ancienty
[10:06] T Sorbet: Indeed, the old citadel was just a plain tower ya know?

[10:07] <!Lex_Mars> nothing says ancienty like a bunch of chevy trucks parked next to a mall

Submitted by Omnifox Xi on 11 March 2009, 5:08:32 pm.
In the Alteran STargate Network group after a Non-Support question was asked...

[1:15] WhiteWolf Tureaud: spam spam all u guys talk about is spam
[1:15] Kain Harvey: what ?
[1:15] Mills Gazov tilts head
[1:15] Kain Harvey: Anyway
[1:15] Kain Harvey: hope its solved soon
[1:15] Kain Harvey: lol
[1:15] Mech Landar: i like spam
[1:15] Ranger Curry: Mmm, delicious Spam
[1:15] Yangchen Cyberstar: what do sperm have with the stargate to do?
[1:16] Kain Harvey: SPAM
[1:16] Kain Harvey: not sperm
[1:16] Kain Harvey: ugh
[1:16] Sheva John: LMAO
[1:16] Ranger Curry: Because we all love Stargate a bit TOO much?
[1:16] Sheva John: do not shag your Stargate! you will gum up the works!

Submitted by Ranger Curry on 28 February 2009, 10:34:53 am.
In the Alteran STargate Network group after a Non-Support question was asked...

[1:15] WhiteWolf Tureaud: spam spam all u guys talk about is spam
[1:15] Kain Harvey: what ?
[1:15] Mills Gazov tilts head
[1:15] Kain Harvey: Anyway
[1:15] Kain Harvey: hope its solved soon
[1:15] Kain Harvey: lol
[1:15] Mech Landar: i like spam
[1:15] Ranger Curry: Mmm, delicious Spam
[1:15] Yangchen Cyberstar: what do sperm have with the stargate to do?
[1:16] Kain Harvey: SPAM
[1:16] Kain Harvey: not sperm
[1:16] Kain Harvey: ugh
[1:16] Sheva John: LMAO
[1:16] Ranger Curry: Because we all love Stargate a bit TOO much?
[1:16] Sheva John: do not shag your Stargate! you will gum up the works!

Submitted by Ranger Curry on 28 February 2009, 9:21:31 am.
[5:14] nathanmarck Ampan: Are you a illiterat asshole
Submitted by Kim Hester on 24 February 2009, 5:46:43 pm.
[6:36] Target Galicia: do you guys know any movies about teen winter holidays on mountains, they skies and parties?
Submitted by Ash Qin on 20 February 2009, 2:37:27 pm.
[22:26] Bredero Jevon: finally!
[22:26] Hokon Cazalet: ?
[22:26] Bredero Jevon: havent seen you in so long
[22:26] Kegan Loon: who
[22:26] Hokon Cazalet: who are you referring to?
[22:27] Bredero Jevon: yalls!
[22:27] RaithSphere Whybrow: and you are?
[22:27] Chewwy Daniels is Online
[22:27] Kegan Loon: us? because i dont know you...
[22:27] Bredero Jevon: dude come on
[22:27] Hokon Cazalet: i dont know you either
[22:27] Kegan Loon: i have no idea who you are
[22:27] Bredero Jevon: aww man
[22:28] Bredero Jevon: so you are gonna be like that now
[22:28] Bredero Jevon: fine have it your way
[22:28] Hokon Cazalet: weirdo

Submitted by RaithSphere Whybrow on 17 February 2009, 6:29:48 am.
[2009/02/08 7:04] Austin Revestel: and the Midway DC (Address Screen)
[2009/02/08 7:04] nathanmarck Ampan: no trans
[2009/02/08 7:04] Austin Revestel: have u got mo ey
[2009/02/08 7:05] nathanmarck Ampan: Yes
[2009/02/08 7:05] Austin Revestel: money
[2009/02/08 7:05] Austin Revestel: how much
[2009/02/08 7:05] nathanmarck Ampan: 23 ld
[2009/02/08 7:05] Austin Revestel: can i have it
[2009/02/08 7:05] nathanmarck Ampan: i dont give out money
[2009/02/08 7:05] Austin Revestel: ok
[2009/02/08 7:07] Austin Revestel: can i have that pda on ur leg
[2009/02/08 7:07] nathanmarck Ampan: no trans
[2009/02/08 7:07] Austin Revestel: kk
[2009/02/08 7:07] Austin Revestel: what is ur pw
[2009/02/08 7:07] nathanmarck Ampan: WTF

-Guess it didnt occure to him that i wanted my SL account

Submitted by nathanmarck Ampan on 08 February 2009, 8:14:24 pm.
[5:06] Ash Qin: This is why you need anti-sit scripts
[5:06] Kegan Loon: i dont care if people wanna spin around on my staff o.O

Submitted by Ash Qin on 08 February 2009, 1:07:23 pm.
-- Now i am on my own sim here

[22:07] Alteran PDA: "Newbe" detected within 10m - LXXX (21 days old)
[22:07] LXX: Hey
[22:07] RaithSphere Whybrow: Hello there
[22:07] LXX: the maker of this won't sell to furs
[22:07] MystiTool HUD 1.3.1: Solarian Republic Stats Warning: Time Dilation = 0.29 (<0.40), Sim FPS = 15 (<20)
[22:08] LXX: No offense
[22:08] RaithSphere Whybrow: Dude
[22:08] LXX: He's a furhater, so your not welcome here
[22:08] RaithSphere Whybrow: Nah.. your the one who is not welcome here!
[22:09] Alteran PDA: LXX has left communications range.

-- ESTATE BANNED!

Submitted by RaithSphere Whybrow on 03 February 2009, 6:37:33 am.
[14:32] Y**** String: hi
[14:32] Ash Qin: Greetings, How can I help?
[14:32] Y**** String: what is this?
[14:35] Ash Qin: This is a instant message.

Submitted by Ash Qin on 01 February 2009, 10:39:27 pm.
[14:34] Random Noob: i should report you for ejecting and banning me for no reason
[14:35] RaithSphere Whybrow: i own that sim
[14:35] Random Noob: what
[14:35] Random Noob: but i wasn't bothering you

Submitted by RaithSphere Whybrow on 30 January 2009, 10:40:47 pm.
"Im a hard master. whathever i order to your avatar, you must repeat in rl. Your pain is my pleasure. Obey me and maybe your avatar will live other day....for the torture."
Submitted by Ash Qin on 30 January 2009, 1:54:25 am.
[2009/01/29 5:03] Dyllon McMahon: I put monorail into XStreetSL, and I only get one company
[2009/01/29 5:03] Nightgazer Silverspar: lol
[2009/01/29 5:03] Nightgazer Silverspar: most likely
[2009/01/29 5:03] Dyllon McMahon: those guys have a nice monorail..
[2009/01/29 5:04] Dyllon McMahon: but, it's not starfleet enough..
[2009/01/29 5:04] Dyllon McMahon: and the tracks look like old railroad tracks
[2009/01/29 5:04] Dyllon McMahon: I want a real monorail

He really wants his "real" monorail.

Submitted by Nightgazer Silverspar on 29 January 2009, 1:39:36 pm.
[2009/01/19 22:13] W Martian: alright, how do i regain acces to asn gates, pay a fine, what
.
.
.
[2009/01/19 22:17] W Martian: did the gates even crash when i did it?
[2009/01/19 22:18] SHAMUS: it's not swo much what you did but the fact that you ignored the gods
[2009/01/19 22:18] SHAMUS: bow down to the gods of the network
[2009/01/19 22:19] SHAMUS: asn ask for fogiveness
[2009/01/19 22:19] Ronan: Lmao
[2009/01/19 22:19] W Martian: shamus, what do you think i'm doing...
[2009/01/19 22:19] plops: hahah

for those that need a little back ground
[2009/01/17 20:50] W Martian: COMENCING 8 GATE RANDOM DIALS AT THE SAME TIME IN !) ( it may be your gate!!!)
[2009/01/17 20:51] W Martian: 10
[2009/01/17 20:51] Lex: Please do not intentionally load the network.
[2009/01/17 20:51] W Martian: 9
[2009/01/17 20:51] Lex: You will be banned if you do.

Submitted by SHAMUS Carter on 20 January 2009, 6:30:03 am.
11:29 SL-Eleanor|Balbozar: does it come with sex balls?
11:29 SL-Eleanor|Balbozar: can you have sex in ti?

After being shown the Stargate... he asked this.

Submitted by Lex Mars on 08 January 2009, 4:40:56 pm.
From Selig

[9:26] Sardonicus Hax: Hi all, struggling with a w-hat database enquiry through LSL. It seems that if the data from a read is truncated, this is indicated by a non-zero value in 'status'. Repeating the request with the ?s option allows you to call the rest of the data. I can't quite figure out the format of the ?s optioon thought. Anyone else used this?, Here's what I have so far - if (status > 0) reqid_loadBanList = llHTTPRequest( HTTPDB +"TheList"+"?s="+(string)status, [HTTP_METHOD, "GET"], "" );

Submitted by RaithSphere Whybrow on 31 December 2008, 5:59:19 pm.
From IRC Refering to Gender shifers and traps

[01:23:06 pm] <Posiden> we have 2 confused nekos, a shape shifting mills and a wolf who seems to have no idea what gender he would like to be

Submitted by RaithSphere Whybrow on 31 December 2008, 1:37:12 pm.
Josh: QUESTION FOR EVERYONE....
SecureXeC: IT'S TO THE LEFT OF YOUR 'A' KEY.

Submitted by Ash Qin on 30 December 2008, 2:11:20 am.
[21:48] Dargor Magic: (Saved Thu Dec 25 16:45:14 2008) Excuse me, I'm thinking of my own stargate-like thing. Do you mind if I can get a script for it, so I can connect to your stargates? Thanks!
Submitted by Zachary Carter on 26 December 2008, 5:49:48 am.
[14:38] Selig?Taco: Kim, you have to say who has big boobs now, you got the attention of every male and lesbian on the network. ;P

(Then Later on)

[14:39] KimHester: Well Selig, I'm the one with big boobs ;P

Submitted by Posiden Dryke on 25 December 2008, 10:43:10 pm.
[9:25] RaithSphere Whybrow: i had the client but only people with the client
[9:26] Novajone Hirons: raith is lex ?
[9:26] JoachimWaydelich: which pretty much makes it useles
[9:26] RaithSphere Whybrow: No
[9:27] Novajone Hirons: then lex is quteam then

Submitted by RaithSphere Whybrow on 23 December 2008, 5:28:49 pm.
<U****> meh, says my computer is missing something
<+Ash-Fox> Computer is missing something? A PEBKAC error?
<U****> thats the error i got, cannot be installed on my computer type

Submitted by Ash Qin on 22 December 2008, 4:14:37 pm.
[9:22] Ash Qin: Zach's terrible flying killed me
[9:22] Ash Qin: brb relogging

Submitted by Vala Vella on 19 December 2008, 5:23:58 pm.
Nah, works pretty smoothly. Once you grasp the mechanics behind the thing, it's an elegant system
Submitted by SHAMUS Carter on 15 December 2008, 11:04:07 pm.
S**** Nightfire: The traffic is limited to 100 people
S**** Nightfire: On a full sim
S***** Carter: 100 people limit since when
Arch*** Kondor: yes lindens getting greedy
X****** Denimore: EFF YOU LL!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by SHAMUS Carter on 15 December 2008, 10:55:36 pm.
Borky, The Asset Server : The sim has Rebooted 900 times
Submitted by SHAMUS Carter on 15 December 2008, 10:51:01 pm.
05-06-2008
[21:47] * (COM) Rodney Linden (Age: < 1 month; Group: Unknown) at spawn *
[21:47] * (COM) Action Taken: TP'd Home; 24-hour ban.

Submitted by Jester Spearmann on 14 December 2008, 1:15:20 pm.
The object 'Second Life' has sent you a message from Second Life:
Miche Cortes: Hello dumbass i require that you pass 10000L$ to me imidiately

= Second Life is owned by Secret MSGR Communications System
= http://slurl.com/secondlife/Meijis/227/103/23

Submitted by Lex Mars on 11 December 2008, 4:25:49 pm.
"I was wondering if i gave my friend a guest pass and if he cheated on it would that effect my account too? or will his just be banned?"
"No, your copy of the game won't be banned. The accounts are banned, not the games."
"So your saying that both steam accounts would get banned?"

Submitted by Ash Qin on 08 December 2008, 12:03:03 pm.
[4:56] ***** Blaustein: i need help i am from Sgsimworld an we have a open space sim but we have a big problem we don't have stargate we can export things from here to there bu we need the rigths to upload it can i have a gate and the scrips for my projekt its only for the open space sim i don't use it in sl can you give us the gate an the script rights than we upload it it's only fore the server can you do this?

One wonders what the point of the gate would be... on a single non-SL sim.

Submitted by Lex Mars on 07 December 2008, 9:54:36 pm.
This was an IM I got when I was offline, the constant messages this person would have gotten that said "this user is offline, message stored" should have been his first clue.

[7:18] ***** Michigan: hi
[7:22] ***** Michigan: plz anser me
[7:23] ***** Michigan: plz can you let me in subnova
[7:30] ***** Michigan: anser me now or I report you
[7:34] ***** Michigan: ok I reported you for not ansering me
[7:34] ***** Michigan: you will get banned now
[7:37] ***** Michigan: bye bye

Submitted by Joachim Waydelich on 07 December 2008, 9:52:27 pm.
This was an IM I got when I was offline, the constant messages this person would have gotten that said "this user is offline, message stored" should have been his first clue.

[7:18] ***** Michigan: hi
[7:22] ***** Michigan: plz anser me
[7:23] ***** Michigan: plz can you let me in subnova
[7:30] ***** Michigan: anser me now or I report you
[7:34] ***** Michigan: ok I reported you for not ansering me
[7:34] ***** Michigan: you will get banned now
[7:37] ***** Michigan: bye bye

Submitted by Joachim Waydelich on 07 December 2008, 9:52:07 pm.
(I'm offline for a while and I suddenly get...) [8:06] Neopeeves Nakamori: it was really good [8:06] Neopeeves Nakamori: y does it say ur offline?
Submitted by Ash Qin on 07 December 2008, 9:40:57 pm.
[20:55] Bowtie Folsom: ass [20:55] Bowtie Folsom: ash*
Submitted by Ash Qin on 07 December 2008, 9:39:16 pm.
(Someone who was on my friends list before this) [20:02] Damian Zhaoying: Hi, i want do a question about irc relay, thx [15:09] Damian Zhaoying: Hi Ash [19:01] Damian Zhaoying: Hi [19:04] Damian Zhaoying: can u read me? (system say me that u are off line)
Submitted by Ash Qin on 07 December 2008, 9:37:24 pm.
Slyy Inglewood has offered to become your friend in Second Life. Log in to accept or decline the offer. [21:58] Slyy Inglewood: hello? how do i add you [21:58] Slyy Inglewood: :(
Submitted by Ash Qin on 07 December 2008, 9:35:10 pm.
(Someone who was on my friends list before this) [05:35] Firewing Dechtar:  ash are you on [05:47] Firewing Dechtar:  are you on [06:19] Firewing Dechtar:  ash are you on
Submitted by Ash Qin on 07 December 2008, 9:33:50 pm.
[4:53] Alleara Snoodle: btw.. nice to meet you.. heared and read a lot about you
Submitted by Ash Qin on 07 December 2008, 9:31:51 pm.
[14:35] Alleara Snoodle: well.. i am quite new to SL.. now here for 3 month so i learned the very basics like a posing stand wich browses through the inventory.. but random
Submitted by Ash Qin on 07 December 2008, 9:31:16 pm.
Hudson Jigsaw has offered to become your friend in Second Life. Log in to accept or decline the offer.
Submitted by Zachary Carter on 07 December 2008, 9:25:37 pm.
[21:20] Lee Linden: I'm a n00b.
Submitted by Zachary Carter on 07 December 2008, 9:17:33 pm.

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